"How 'Ya Gonna Keep 'Em Down on the Farm?"

(After They've Seen Paree)

Words by Sam M. Lewis, 1885-1959
and Joe Young, 1889-1939
Music by Walter Donaldson, 1891-1947

Published 1919, Waterson, Berlin & Snyder Co., Music Publishing,
Strand Theatre Bldg., Broadway at 47th St., New York.

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Verse1:

�Reuben, Reuben, I�ve been thinking,�
Said his wifey dear;
�Now that all is peaceful and calm,
The boys will soon be back on the farm;�
Mister Reuben, started wink-ing,
And slowly rubbed his chin;
He pulled his chair up close to mother,
And he asked her with a grin:


CHORUS [sung twice after each verse]
How �ya gonna keep �em, down on the farm,
After they�ve seen Pa-ree?
How �ya gonna keep �em away from Broad-way;
Jazzin� a-�round�,
And paintin� the town?
How �ya gonna keep �em away from harm?
That�s a mistery;
They�ll never want to see a rake or plow,
And who the deuce can parleyvous a cow?
How �ya gonna keep �em down on the farm,
After they�ve seen Paree?


Verse 2:

�Reuben, Reuben, You�re mistaken,�
Said his wifey dear;
�Once a farmer, always a jay,
And farmers always stick to the hay;�
�Mother Reuben, I�m not fakin�,
Tho� you may think it strange;
But wine and women play the mischief,
With a boy who�s loose with change:�

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